The Best Hanukkah Movies Ever…

…if only they existed.

Actual picture I took of my actual Netflix screen when I was searching in vain for Hanukkah romcoms (…or, you know, Hanukkah *anything*) during the pandemic

Okay, y’all.

Hey Alma is hosting their fourth annual Hanukkah Movie Pitch competition, which somehow I have never entered before, even though I have been creating stellar Hanukkah movie pitches for the past few years and jokingly sharing them with friends. But now it’s time to share them with the world.